CNBC interviewed people who work with Gwynne Shotwell and described her role at SpaceX. The headline called SpaceX an IPO giant. SpaceX has not had an IPO. That's the entire point of Shotwell's job for the last decade.
The company remains private because Musk doesn't want quarterly earnings calls where analysts ask him to explain why he tweeted about Dogecoin at 3am. Shotwell keeps the doors closed. She tells investors no. She structures funding rounds that avoid public markets. She built a rocket company into a communications monopoly without ringing the opening bell at the NYSE.
Calling a private company an IPO giant is like calling a vegan a steak enthusiast. The words point in opposite directions.
Retail traders have been begging for SpaceX shares since 2018. They refresh their brokerage apps hoping Robinhood will list it between AMC and some penny stock that sells vape cartridges to teenagers. Shotwell's entire operational strategy involves making sure those people never get what they want.
She runs the business side while Musk argues with regulators and blows up prototypes in Texas. She closes contracts with the Pentagon and NASA. She hires engineers who don't quit after Musk sends a companywide email at midnight. She does everything required to print money without printing a prospectus.
CNBC spoke to people who've worked with her and somehow turned that into a headline about an event that has not happened and will not happen while she's in charge. They interviewed sources about a woman whose primary achievement is avoiding the exact thing they described her as creating.
That's not reporting. That's just typing words until the editor stops reading.
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