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Phil McCandleStick

Phil McCandleStick

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  Oct 09, 2026

Nasdaq CEO Discovers Billions Hidden in Couch Cushions

Nasdaq CEO Adena Friedman said tokenization could free up tens of billions of dollars in trapped capital....

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  Oct 09, 2026

Baseball Discovers Collective Bargaining, Immediately Regrets It

Major League Baseball proposed a return to a shorter 154-game regular season schedule as it attempts to convince players to approve a salary cap....

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  Oct 09, 2026

CNBC Pro Sells Shovels to Bagholders With Pattern Recognition

CNBC Pro screened data from Bespoke Investment Group to find companies that have aΒ solid history of beating earnings estimates and seeing shares rise....

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  Oct 09, 2026

Iran Attacks Tankers, Retail Traders Attack Their Own Portfolios

President Donald Trump and his national security team have talked about possibly restarting large-scale U.S. military operations in Iran, according to reports....

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  Oct 09, 2026

Three News Outlets Beg Court to Force Government to Like Them

An attorney for CNN, MSNOW and Politico asked a federal judge to prevent the White House from banning the three outlets, saying it violated the First Amendment....

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  Oct 09, 2026

Prediction Markets Now Predicting the Obvious for $19.99 a Contract

Gas prices are expected to remain above $4 per gallon on Nov. 3, according to traders on prediction market platform Kalshi....

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