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The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Nov 04, 2026

CVS Divorces Itself, Keeps Custody of the Receipts

Analysts say that after a roughly two-year turnaround the company's retail pharmacy business and other units may be strong enough to stand on their own....

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  Nov 04, 2026

Flutter CEO Lights Money on Fire, Calls It Marketing

Flutter's new CEO Dan Taylor issued his first earnings report as CEO on Wednesday....

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  Nov 04, 2026

CIBC Picks Stocks for a Government That Already Picked Them

CIBC recommended a list of top picks for investors after Democratic victories paved the way for a potentially tougher regulatory environment for corporate America....

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  Nov 04, 2026

Midterms End, Apple Rises, Elon Musk Falls Down Stairs

Apple, Amazon, Google, Meta and Microsoft stock was up after the midterms, while stocks tied to Trump advisor Elon Musk and data centers fell on Wednesday....

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  Nov 04, 2026

Fox News Blamed for Midterms by Man Who Called Into Fox News

Trump is a frequent critic of media companies, especially broadcasters that he views as being biased against him....

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  Nov 04, 2026

Elon Musk Bought Democracy. Democracy Asked for a Refund.

Elon Musk's spending may have become a liability as voters in exit polls raised concerns about government corruption and the growing influence of billionaires....

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