, August 02, 2026

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  Aug 02, 2026

Two Countries Discover Currencies Float Until They Don't

Finance Minister Satsuki Katayama is likely to stress the two countries' determination to combat what they see as excessive yen declines, sources tell Reuters....

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  Aug 02, 2026

Trump Calls Off Bombing to Negotiate Perimeters

The U.S. president said Iran and its regional neighbors asked the U.S. to hold off on attacks after 'the perimeters of a deal has been agreed to.'...

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  Aug 02, 2026

India Discovers Millions of Gen Z Applicants Per Job Opening

While the leak of key exam papers was the trigger for the recent student protest in India, rising unemployment is the real fuel angering Gen Z in the country....

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  Aug 02, 2026

Capital One Discovers Money Laundering By Closing Account After Eight Years

The disclosure marks the first time a bank has formally tied money-laundering concerns to U.S. President Donald Trump's family business....

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  Aug 01, 2026

Goldman Exec Explains How to Win When You Already Own the Casino

In a new interview with CNBC, a Goldman exec breaks down what's driving stocks, where markets are headed, and how the bank’s equities desk fuels its growth....

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  Aug 01, 2026

Banks Offer You 4.35% While Inflation Eats 4.8%

Lock in a high interest rate for a long-term savings goal with one of these top five-year CDs....

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