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The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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The Noise

  Oct 07, 2026

Chart Pattern Confirms Retail Traders Still Can't Read Charts

We have a clear breakout from a consolidation area going back to April....

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The Noise

  Oct 07, 2026

British Airways Discovers Poor People Take Up Too Much Room

British Airways is ripping out coach-class seats and building a giant premium economy and business class in a bet on the high-end travel boom....

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The Noise

  Oct 07, 2026

Home Depot Position Sized for People Who Believe in the Future

We're holding a small position in Home Depot to be ready for when rates eventually fall....

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  Oct 07, 2026

Prime Video Buys Six Years of People Not Watching the Emmys

The Emmy Awards will stream exclusively and free on Prime Video worldwide starting in 2027 under a six-year deal....

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  Oct 07, 2026

Goldman Sachs Confirms People Still Buying Things They Don't Understand

Why investors remain happy with alternative investments, and how some opportunities are emerging in private credit, according to a leading Wall Street bank....

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  Oct 07, 2026

Meta Builds Standards For Problem That Doesn't Exist Yet

Meta and OpenAI Chairman Bret Taylor’s startup Sierra are building a set of tech standards to make it easier to do business with AI bots....

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