, July 10, 2026
Panic Sell Weekly was founded by a technical analyst who got tired of watching financial media explain price action with feelings.
Every day, thousands of investors make decisions based on headlines. Every day, the chart already knew what was going to happen.
The free posts cover the noise — the headlines, the hot takes, the financial media circus. We translate it into what actually matters — support levels, momentum, and price action. Then we make fun of the headlines while we do it.
For those who want to go deeper, the paid analysis is where the chart takes over. Every week, the stocks and sectors making headlines get a full technical breakdown: price action, key levels, and momentum indicators. The news tells you what happened. The chart tells you what's next.
Not financial advice. Not a newsletter run by someone with a Bloomberg terminal and a pocket square. Just the chart, and the truth it was already telling you.
The news is noise. The chart is all that matters.
The Noise is free. If Phil's commentary made you laugh or think, he accepts tips. No pressure — the sarcasm was complimentary.
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