, September 19, 2026

  Jul 29, 2026

U.S. Senator Bets Up To One Million Dollars That Pennsylvania Schoolchildren Will Still Exist In 2053

David McCormick, sitting U.S. Senator and presumably a man with access to...

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  Jul 29, 2026

Senator Buys 30-Year Airport Bond, Will Definitely Still Be Alive in 2055

David McCormick, U.S. Senator from the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, has disclosed...

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  Jul 29, 2026

Senator Sells Pennsylvania Bonds; Pennsylvania Still There

David McCormick, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania, has disclosed that he sold somewhere...

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  Jul 29, 2026

Senator Buys Pennsylvania School Bonds, Files Paperwork, World Continues to Not Care

David McCormick, United States Senator and apparent enthusiast of Chester County municipal debt,...

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  Jul 29, 2026

Senator Buys University of Pittsburgh Bonds, Presumably Because the Stock Market Was Too Exciting

In the midst of what financial historians will one day describe as "...

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  Jul 28, 2026

Senator Buys Pennsylvania Bonds, Which Is Either Boring or Terrifying, We're Not Sure Yet

David McCormick, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania, bought between $500,001 and $1,...

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