, August 02, 2026

Phil McCandleStick

Phil McCandleStick

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  Aug 01, 2026

FIFA Wants You to Invest in Kicking a Ball Around

UEFA and Concacaf's rejection of FIFA's plan to sell a 20% stake in the World Cup's commercial operations highlights uneasiness with private equity in sports....

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  Aug 01, 2026

Momentum Recovers Just in Time to F*ck You Again

This week's stock recovery implies that there's some near-term upside for momentum but there are challenges ahead....

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  Aug 01, 2026

Dow Wins Fourth Month While Other Indexes Remember Math Exists

The major averages rose on Friday, but the Dow Industrials was the only index to post monthly gains in July....

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  Aug 01, 2026

Researcher Discovers Hedge Funds Also Need Money to Work

Leopold Aschenbrenner, a former OpenAI researcher-turned-hedge fund manager, saw a dramatic decline this week in his AI-focused fund, Situational Awareness....

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  Aug 01, 2026

Three Companies Move Numbers Around While You Watch

Amazon, Microsoft and Google added hundreds of billions of dollars to their market caps, while Apple and Meta saw their market valuations fall....

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  Aug 01, 2026

Four Companies Discover Burning Money Costs Money

Amazon, Alphabet and Tesla all reported negative cash flow in the latest quarter, while Meta's cash generation plummeted by 91%....

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