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Phil McCandleStick

Phil McCandleStick

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  Sep 06, 2026

Farmers Sell Land to Google So You Can Stream Porn Faster

The data center buildout is driving up the price of rural land as some farmers and property owners buy in and others push back against development....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Budget Travelers Discover Hostels Still Cheaper Than Airbnb Fees

Despite rising prices and the travel industry focusing on the luxury segment, budget-minded vacationers are still finding ways to get away....

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  Sep 05, 2026

MAGA Inc. Discovers Texans Can Read Direct Mail

MAGA, Inc., has at least $400 million in campaign funds that GOP candidates have been waiting for the president to deploy....

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  Sep 05, 2026

LeBron James Discovers Betting Markets, Retail Traders Doomed

LeBron James on Saturday teased an upcoming partnership with the prediction markets platform Polymarket in a social media post....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Hedge Fund Admits Charts Don't Work When Numbers Go Up

We initiated positions in defensive stocks to balance our AI exposure amid higher oil prices and Treasury yields....

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