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Phil McCandleStick

Phil McCandleStick

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  Sep 02, 2026

Dell Triples Its Guess After Doubling Its Previous Guess

Dell sees AI server revenue tripling in fiscal 2027. Six months ago, it was looking for the number to double....

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  Sep 02, 2026

Oil Goes Up So Bonds Go Down: A F*cking Masterclass

Treasury yields increased on Tuesday as investors monitored a reignition of tensions in the Middle East....

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  Sep 02, 2026

Congress Discovers Calendars Work Different Than Charts

The U.S. House on Tuesday voted in favor of a short-term spending measure that would avoid a government shutdown until after November's midterm election....

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  Sep 02, 2026

Delta Bribes You With Fake Miles You'll Never Use

Compared to previous offers, these Delta card bonuses are unusually valuable. Here's how to earn up to 200,000 bonus miles or multiple flight certificates....

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  Sep 01, 2026

GoPro Discovers Cameras Don't Work, Tries Lasers Instead

Action camera maker GoPro is merging with private photonics company Starman Optical and joining the AI wave....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Big Tech Finally Learns What It's Like to Be Yahoo

The tech giants have lagged the S&P 500 92% of the time in 2026, per Barclays. Here's what has led to the cohort's lackluster performance....

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