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Phil McCandleStick

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  Jul 23, 2026

Sen. John R. Curtis Discloses Purchase of UBS Contingent Yield Note Maturing 2029

Sen. John R. Curtis disclosed the purchase of a structured debt instrument issued...

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  Jul 23, 2026

Senator Buys JPMorgan Product Yielding 9.85% While You Are Arguing About Whether to Rebalance Your Target-Date Fund

Good news, everyone. Democracy is working. Senator John R. Curtis — party affiliation listed...

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  Jul 23, 2026

Sen. John R. Curtis Discloses Purchase of JPMorgan Chase Structured Note Maturing 2029

Sen. John R. Curtis disclosed the purchase of a structured financial instrument issued...

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  Jul 23, 2026

Senator Buys Citigroup Structured Note With 11% Yield Because He Just Really Loves Fixed Income, Probably

John R. Curtis, senator of indeterminate party affiliation (relatable, honestly), has filed a...

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  Jul 23, 2026

Sen. John R. Curtis Discloses Purchase of Citigroup Structured Securities Worth Up to $500,000

U.S. Senator John R. Curtis filed a financial disclosure reporting the purchase...

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  Jul 23, 2026

Senator Buys Complex Swiss Bank Instrument With 10% Coupon and We're Sure It's Fine

John R. Curtis, senator of indeterminate party affiliation according to this disclosure (democracy!...

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