, September 20, 2026

Phil McCandleStick

Phil McCandleStick

1560 posts

follow me :

  Sep 19, 2026

Countries Spend Billions Protecting Cables No One Knows Exist

Countries and companies are investing in technologies for underwater use amid concerns about the vulnerability of critical infrastructure on the ocean floor....

Read More

  Sep 19, 2026

Google Builds AI That Immediately Does Crimes

The disclosure comes as scrutiny over misbehaving artificial intelligence intensifies in Washington and Silicon Valley....

Read More

  Sep 19, 2026

China Summit Will Definitely Fix Your Portfolio, Says Idiot

The S&P 500 and the Dow Industrials posted weekly losses as investors grappled with rising yields. Next week's U.S.-China summit could be a wildcard for stocks....

Read More

  Sep 19, 2026

Cramer Warns Investors This Week Might Contain Days

CNBC’s Jim Cramer said investors could be in for a relatively quiet week as Wall Street works its way through a historically difficult September....

Read More

  Sep 19, 2026

Nscale Plans IPO, Retail Traders Dust Off Their Clown Shoes

Nscale is the latest artificial intelligence neocloud to turn to public markets....

Read More

The Noise is free. If Phil's commentary made you laugh or think, he accepts tips. No pressure — the sarcasm was complimentary.

Leave a Tip