, September 21, 2026

Government Plans to Make Expensive Thing More Expensive


As tech giants race to beat China in the AI infrastructure buildout, the U.S. is reportedly considering enforcing tariffs on semiconductors.

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Government Plans to Make Expensive Thing More Expensive

The U.S. government wants to slap tariffs on semiconductors. Semiconductors are the things inside computers that make computers work. They cost a lot. The government wants them to cost more.

This comes at the exact moment American tech companies are spending billions to build AI infrastructure faster than China. Spending billions on chips that work. Chips they need right now. Chips that will now cost more because someone in Washington read a memo.

The logic here is flawless. China is winning the tech race, so we should make our own tech more expensive. It's like your house is on fire and you respond by buying more expensive water. The fire doesn't care what you paid for the water. The fire is still burning your house down.

Retail traders will see this headline and immediately start googling "semiconductor ETF" like they've uncovered some kind of secret. They haven't. They've uncovered a press release about tariffs. Tariffs that will make the thing they want to buy more expensive. They will buy it anyway.

Every semiconductor stock will move three percent in some direction tomorrow. Half the traders will claim they predicted it. The other half will claim the market is rigged. Both groups will be wrong. The market doesn't care about tariffs. The market cares about whether people buy chips. People will buy chips. They have to. There is no alternative to chips.

Tech companies racing to beat China will now pay more to race China. China will continue building infrastructure at whatever price China wants to build infrastructure. We will have tariffs. They will have data centers.

The real winner here is whoever writes the quarterly earnings explanation for why server costs went up forty percent.

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