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  Jul 27, 2026

Senator Sells Half a Million in Pennsylvania Bonds, Takes 28 Days to Mention It

David McCormick, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania, sold somewhere between $500,001 and...

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  Jul 27, 2026

U.S. Senator Buys Pennsylvania School District Bonds, Presumably Because the Risk/Reward on Crayons Was Too Hard to Model

David McCormick, United States Senator, has disclosed that sometime around May 6th he...

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  Jul 27, 2026

Senator Buys Philadelphia Airport Bonds, Presumably Also Believes in Santa Claus and 30-Year Time Horizons

David McCormick, U.S. Senator and apparent optimist, has disclosed the purchase of...

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  Jul 26, 2026

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  Jul 26, 2026

Senator Quietly Dumps Pennsylvania Turnpike Bonds, Presumably After Driving On It

David McCormick, junior senator from Pennsylvania, has filed a disclosure informing us that...

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  Jul 26, 2026

Senator From Pennsylvania Sells Pennsylvania Bonds, Presumably Has No Further Thoughts On Pennsylvania

David McCormick, the sitting U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania, sold somewhere between half...

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