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  Jul 26, 2026

Senator Sells Philadelphia Municipal Bond, Nation Sleeps Soundly

David McCormick, United States Senator and presumably a man with many financial advisors...

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  Jul 26, 2026

Senator Quietly Unloads Texas Water Bonds, Presumably Because He's Very Concerned About Portfolio Duration

David McCormick, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania and man who has definitely never...

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  Jul 26, 2026

Senator Sells Pennsylvania Education Bond, Files Paperwork Exactly 31 Days Later as God and the STOCK Act Intended

David McCormick, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania, has sold between $100,001 and...

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  Jul 25, 2026

Senator Dumps Pennsylvania County Bonds, Files Paperwork Only One Month Later Because Democracy Moves at Its Own Pace

David McCormick, senator from whatever party he belongs to (the disclosure form didn&...

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  Jul 25, 2026

Senator Sells University of Pittsburgh Bond, Presumably Not Because Pitt Just Lost a Football Game

David McCormick, U.S. Senator and apparently a man with opinions about Pennsylvania...

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  Jul 25, 2026

Senator Sells Pennsylvania Bonds Issued By Pennsylvania, Representing Pennsylvania

David McCormick, U.S. Senator from — and we cannot stress this enough — Pennsylvania,...

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