, September 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 17, 2026

Regulators Approve Thing Nobody Asked to Be on a Blockchain

Securitize surged Thursday after federal regulators greenlit the issuing of tokenized stocks on some trading platforms in the U.S....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Curry Leaves Under Armour for Shoe Brand You've Never Heard Of

Golden State Warrior superstar Stephen Curry announced in June he was signing a long-term partnership with Chinese brand Li-Ning....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Pennsylvania Discovers Measles Still Kills People

Pennsylvania ​said it was requesting emergency support from the US CDC as it grapples with one of the country's largest and most deadly measles outbreaks....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Ford Shareholders Discover Their Portfolio Runs on Gasoline

The large, gas-guzzling models continue to sell well in pickup trucks thanks to their ability to tow and haul heavy things....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Moonshot Plugs Into Bloomberg So You Can Lose Money Faster

The startup Moonshot said it signed on financial industry giants from investment bank CICC to venture capital firms...

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  Sep 17, 2026

Trump Threatens Trade War Over Geography Club Invitation

European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen said EU is opening the door for Canada to become the first associate member of the 27-member bloc....

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