, August 02, 2026

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  Jul 31, 2026

New York Discovers Gambling Involves Money

It comes after a federal judge earlier this month denied Kalshi's attempts to intervene against the state's Gaming Commission....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Mike Khouw Explains How to Lose Money Slightly Slower

Following Microsoft's (MSFT) Q4 earnings and record-setting appreciation, the immediate binary event risk is officially behind us....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Three Fed Officials Discover Relevance Through Disagreement

Kashkari and Hammack joined Dallas Fed President Lorie Logan in dissenting against holding the Fed's key overnight borrowing rate steady....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Novo Nordisk Discovers That Medicine Should Work

The experimental medicine ziltivekimab didn't translate into a statistically meaningful reduction in major cardiovascular adverse events, Novo said Friday....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Four Trillion-Dollar Companies Discover Burning Money Costs Money

Amazon, Alphabet and Tesla all reported negative cash flow in the latest quarter, while Meta's cash generation plummeted by 91%....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Used EVs Break Physics, Buyers Still Can't Do Math

The prices for used electric vehicles have risen this year, which is unusual, experts said. Affordability and high gas prices help explain why, they said....

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