, June 17, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 15, 2026

Fox Buys Company That Makes The Thing Your TV Already Does

Fox, the owner of the news and sports networks, said it has reached a deal to acquire Roku for about $22 billion in enterprise value....

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  Jun 15, 2026

Kalshi Traders Bet on Geopolitics They Can't Pronounce

Odds that the Strait of Hormuz traffic will return to normal before August surpassed 50%, following U.S. President Donald Trump's announcement....

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  Jun 15, 2026

Warsh Discovers Interest Rates While You Discover Margin Calls

The Federal Reserve's June meeting, the first helmed by new Fed Chair Kevin Warsh, may impact many consumer borrowing and savings rates down the road....

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  Jun 15, 2026

Perp Markets Offer Early Access to Losing Money Faster

Perp market traders had a form of early access to SpaceX, and the trading closely aligned with later prices in the stock market....

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  Jun 15, 2026

KFC Discovers Chicken Without Bones Still Chicken

KFC is facing more competition from legacy giants and upstarts alike, thanks to the growing global popularity of chicken....

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  Jun 15, 2026

Charts Don't Care About Geopolitics Either

The U.S. and Iran reached a preliminary agreement that would end a war that sent energy prices soaring and sparked volatility across financial markets....

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