, September 24, 2026

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  Sep 02, 2026

Chevron Commits $7 Billion to Country That Nationalized Them in 2007

Chevron's move comes amid a U.S. push to increase oil production in Venezuela....

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  Sep 02, 2026

American Airlines Discovers Wealthy People Fly More Than Once

American Airlines is adding its most premium seats to its largest planes, which it uses for its most popular long international flights....

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  Sep 02, 2026

Zelenskyy Offers Free In-Flight Entertainment Nobody Asked For

Zelenskyy urged airlines to avoid Russian airspace, warning that expanding Ukrainian drone operations are making the skies increasingly unsafe....

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  Sep 02, 2026

Palantir CEO Invests in Startup Founded on War Profiteering

Fedorov is launching a defense tech company backed by Palantir CEO Alex Karp, aiming to turn Ukraine’s wartime experience into new technologies....

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  Sep 02, 2026

Nepal Discovers Water Flows Downhill, Tourism Shocked

Nepal's devastating floods have raised fresh concerns for the country's vital adventure tourism industry ahead of its peak travel season....

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  Sep 02, 2026

Xi Jinping Practices Social Distancing From Guy Nobody Wants To Be Seen With

China's Xi gave Iran's Pezeshkian a brief, low-profile audience at the SCO summit, as Beijing seeks to avoid appearing close to Tehran ahead of a high-stakes summit with Trump....

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