, August 06, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 15, 2026

Billionaire Who Hoards Cash Complains Others Won't Buy His Stocks

The investor has been sharply critical of the stock market, one that he says is increasingly defined by speculative trading as opposed to long-term investing....

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  Jul 15, 2026

DTCC Discovers Blockchain After 15-Year Coma

The DTCC is pushing to bring tokenization of real world assets from concept to reality using existing financial infrastructure....

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  Jul 15, 2026

Former Goldman Lawyer Blames Dead Guy for Email Records

Kathryn Ruemmler said earlier this year she would leave Goldman Sachs at the end of June after fallout over her emails with Jeffrey Epstein....

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  Jul 15, 2026

Iran Strikes Become New Asset Class for Morons

Fighting in the Middle East has intensified in recent days, but could escalate further if Iran fails to cooperate, President Donald Trump said....

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  Jul 15, 2026

Gasoline Prices Drop and Retail Traders Check Their Horoscopes

As with consumer prices, the index benefited from easing energy costs, particularly as oil fell due to the brief pause in tensions between the U.S. and Iran....

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  Jul 15, 2026

JPMorgan Discovers Boats Are Made Somewhere

JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon unveiled a $24 million package to bolster American shipbuilding, funding a new submarine facility at the Philadelphia Navy Yard....

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