, September 24, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 01, 2026

Venezuela Promises Oil for a Century, Retail Traders Already Googling NABEP Calls

Venezuelan interim authorities have granted North American Blue Energy Partners 100-year concessions for 17 oil fields, White House says....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Oil Futures Now Available in Poor Person Sizes

Oil trading is becoming more accessible to individual investors as smaller futures contracts, ETFs and online brokerages lower longtime barriers to the market....

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  Sep 01, 2026

North American Blue Energy Partners Sounds Like a Fake Company

U.S.Β oilΒ company North American Blue Energy Partners will take over someΒ oilfields previously controlled by five Chinese companies and a RussianΒ firm....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Cramer Declares Victory After Stocks Go Up For Thirty Days

CNBC's Jim Cramer said August was a comeback month for stocks that had been battered by bearish narratives....

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  Sep 01, 2026

McKinsey Charges $400K to Explain Why Your Puts Expired Worthless

In many ways it seems that the party has ended for many U.S. and European corporations that once enjoyed a big advantage in China....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Bipartisan Committee Discovers Fear Still Works on Voters

Bipartisan lawmakers cautioned that existing safeguards may not be enough to keep up with AI's advances....

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