, August 07, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 14, 2026

SpaceX Alumni Discover Remote Control Works on Bulldozers Too

TerraFirma on Tuesday said it raised $115 to support new hires and the building of a new factory and mission control center....

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  Jul 14, 2026

Chamath Discovers Tokens Cost Money

Palihapitiya is part of a growing chorus of investors and tech executives who are cautioning that the tokenmaxxing era is coming to an end....

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  Jul 14, 2026

Credit Card Companies Announce Optimal Time to F*ck Yourself

If you've been mulling over the idea of getting a new card for its sign-up bonus, here's a general timeline to consider....

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  Jul 14, 2026

Senator Discovers Senators Can Ask Questions About Computers

Sen. Tim Scott, R-S.C., will host Kevin Warsh before the Senate Banking Committee on Wednesday for his first time testifying as Fed chairman....

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  Jul 14, 2026

Earnings Beat Estimates, Stock Still Falls, Retail Blames Algorithms

The mantra heading into second-quarter results is that another display of stupendous growth of 24% over a year earlier makes equities appear quite reasonably priced....

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  Jul 14, 2026

Financing Your Electric Bill Is Called Being Broke

Some consumers are using buy now, pay later for essential expenses like groceries, rent and utility bills. But more BNPL users have recently had a late payment....

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