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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 01, 2026

Treasury Investors Pretend to Care About Geography Again

Treasury yields increased on Tuesday as investors monitored a reignition of tensions in the Middle East....

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  Sep 01, 2026

MediaTek Stock Jumps After Announcing Partnership Nobody Understands

The two companies will work on integrating Nvidia technology with MediaTek's custom AI chip business as well as other areas such as PCs and cars....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Modi Calls Putin While Your Portfolio Burns Unattended

Indian PM Narendra Modi has urged Russia to end the Ukraine war and to cease hostilities....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Venezuela Promises Oil for a Century, Retail Traders Already Googling NABEP Calls

Venezuelan interim authorities have granted North American Blue Energy Partners 100-year concessions for 17 oil fields, White House says....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Oil Futures Now Available in Poor Person Sizes

Oil trading is becoming more accessible to individual investors as smaller futures contracts, ETFs and online brokerages lower longtime barriers to the market....

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  Sep 01, 2026

North American Blue Energy Partners Sounds Like a Fake Company

U.S. oil company North American Blue Energy Partners will take over some oilfields previously controlled by five Chinese companies and a Russian firm....

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