, September 26, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Aug 31, 2026

Warsh Opens Mouth, Traders Pretend It Matters

The path toward the move still looks cluttered....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Banks Discover New Way to Rent You Your Own Money

Annual percentage yields on certificates of deposit are looking attractive as fall begins next month....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Mortgage Rates Blame Iran For Your Adjustable Rate Mistake

The expectation had been for falling rates this year, but the war with Iran and its resulting rise in oil prices upended that....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Two Men Say Words at Meeting, Markets Ignore Them

This was CNBC's live blog of day one of the U.S. G20 finance ministerial in Asheville, North Carolina....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Lilly Buys More Companies With Your Wegovy Envy Money

Every weekday, the Investing Club releases the Homestretch; an actionable afternoon update just in time for the last hour of trading....

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  Aug 31, 2026

CNBC Discovers the Concept of Annual Fees

Lots of cards feature these benefits, but the key question is: How much do they cost?...

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