, August 07, 2026

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  Jul 12, 2026

Bank Earnings and Inflation Data: The Things You'll Ignore Anyway

The state of the U.S. economy is in focus across bank earnings and inflation data....

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  Jul 12, 2026

Government Introduces Late Fee With Extra Steps

The new Repayment Assistance Plan, or RAP, offers benefits to federal student loan borrowers — but only if their bill is paid on time. Here's what to know....

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  Jul 12, 2026

Amazon Discovers Firing People Makes Them Unemployed

In the eight-plus months since Amazon announced its most expansive job cuts ever, laid off workers have been thrust into an increasingly saturated labor market....

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  Jul 12, 2026

Workers Demand Government Fund After Losing Jobs to Robot They Trained

A majority of U.S. employees now want an AI sovereign wealth fund to hold corporations more accountable, according to a recent survey, as tech layoffs rise....

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  Jul 12, 2026

Weather Happens, Retail Traders Check Hang Seng Futures

Bavi had weakened to a tropical storm, but forecasters warned that the system could unleash widespread rain across eastern and northern China....

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  Jul 12, 2026

Parenting Expert Confirms 200 Kids Still Talk to Their Parents, Somehow

After studying more than 200 parent-child relationships, parenting expert Reem Raouda shares the habits that help kids feel comfortable talking to their parents — from childhood through adulthood....

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