, September 26, 2026

The Noise

  839 posts

Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

New here? Start with the Indicator Legend to understand how to read our charts.

  Aug 31, 2026

Goldman Discovers Second Yen Trade While First One Dies

While effects of intervention on the Japanese yen appears to be fading, the relative value carry strategies should continue to thrive, Goldman says....

Read More

  Aug 31, 2026

BYD Reports Profit, Stock Drops, Charts Still Don't Care

BYD shares slid after the automaker released its latest results on Friday, despite higher second-quarter profit and overseas growth....

Read More

  Aug 31, 2026

Warsh Talks, Retail Traders Check Interest Rate Futures They Can't Read

Fed Chair Kevin Warsh's hawkish stance reinforced expectations of a relatively tighter stance at the Federal Open Market Committee meeting in September....

Read More

  Aug 30, 2026

Stock Futures Discover Geopolitics Still Exists

The Dow is up 2.1% in August, on pace for its fifth consecutive monthly advance....

Read More

  Aug 30, 2026

China Contracts Less Than Expected, Retail Still Disappointed

China's manufacturing activity shrank for a second straight month, keeping pressure on Beijing to support the economy as growth loses momentum....

Read More

  Aug 30, 2026

Jio Platforms Promises Retail Traders Another Chance to Lose Money in Public

India's largest digital and telecom operator, Jio Platforms, got a regulatory nod for an IPO, but the National Stock Exchange, another mega issue, is still awaiting regulatory clearance....

Read More
↑

The Noise is free. If Phil's commentary made you laugh or think, he accepts tips. No pressure — the sarcasm was complimentary.

Leave a Tip