, September 26, 2026

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Aug 30, 2026

Venezuela Solves U.S. Energy Policy With One Weird Trick

The U.S. struck a deal with Venezuela to get majority control of more than 65 billion barrels of oil reserves, Trump said in a social media post....

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  Aug 29, 2026

Country Singer Gives Business Advice, Markets Remain Unaffected

In a candid 2015 interview, Dolly Parton told CNBC's Tania Bryer about depression, ambition and the business decisions that defined her career....

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  Aug 29, 2026

Nepal Asks For $5 Billion After Discovering Water Flows Downhill

The Himalayan nation called for specialist foreign assistance and its finance minister told Reuters it would also need up to $5 billion to rebuild....

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  Aug 29, 2026

Park Service Discovers Sightlines Are Actually Optional

The park service is backing the arch, despite finding that it would adversely affect historic sightlines and other visual relationships among nearby landmarks....

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  Aug 29, 2026

Goodyear Discovers Fire Can't Melt Debt Faster Than It Accrues

The tire maker has an ongoing turnaround plan as the company tries to restructure its business, refinance and pay down years of debt....

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  Aug 29, 2026

Bank of America Discovers the Calendar Has a September

Several stocks offer plenty more room to appreciate in September, Bank of America said this week....

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