, August 07, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 11, 2026

Reporters Subpoenaed for Doing Their Jobs, Markets Unaffected

The Trump administration issued subpoenas to several journalists after its report on security concerns involving the new Air Force One, according to the paper....

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  Jul 11, 2026

France-Sized Rain Band Sounds Like A Mutual Fund Prospectus

The storm is expected to weaken as it moves towards China, but it remains a risk as its rain bands encompass an area about the size of France....

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  Jul 11, 2026

AstraZeneca Fails One Trial, Investors Remember Drugs Don't Always Work

For years, AstraZeneca has commanded one of the richest valuations among large European pharma companies on the assumption that it consistently delivers results....

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  Jul 11, 2026

Apple Sues Partner It Literally Just Partnered With

The two companies entered into a high-profile partnership in 2024 when ChatGPT was integrated into the iPhone's operating system....

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  Jul 11, 2026

Commerce Department Approves Corruption, Asks You to Chart It

The Commerce Department will favorably review exports involving MGX, which used a stablecoin linked to President Trump's family for a $2B Binance investment....

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  Jul 11, 2026

Companies Discover Math Still Works

Companies are starting to choose AI models by task, cost and control, not just leaderboard rank....

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