, August 07, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 11, 2026

SK Hynix Chairman Announces Water Is Wet

SK Hynix has soared to a trillion-dollar market cap by serving some of the biggest names in technology, including Nvidia and Apple....

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  Jul 11, 2026

Chase Offers 3% Cash Back to People Who Don't Know What 3% Means

Building or rebuilding your credit? The Chase Freedom Rise offers a limited-time 3% cash-back bonus on dining, plus rewards and perks for new cardholders....

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  Jul 11, 2026

Apple Drew a Line and Retail Traders Called It Innovation

Apple stayed true to itself in the AI race, and Wall Street is finally rewarding the stock for it....

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  Jul 11, 2026

Tech Stocks Move, Retail Traders Check Their Portfolios 47 Times

The S&P 500 rose on Friday, bolstered by a couple Big Tech names, to notch a weekly gain....

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  Jul 10, 2026

Meta Stock Surges After Releasing AI Nobody Asked For

Meta released two AI models this week as part of its new Muse Spark family, under the leadership of Alexandr Wang....

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  Jul 10, 2026

Circle Gets Permission Slip to Cosplay as a Real Bank

Stablecoin issuer Circle surged in premarket trading after the U.S. Office of the Comptroller of the Currency granted it approval to operate as a trust bank....

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