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  Aug 29, 2026

Overbought Stocks: When Buying the Dip Becomes Buying the Tip

Investors may have gotten overenthusiastic on a couple big names....

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  Aug 29, 2026

Iran Discovers Sanctions Work Exactly Like Sanctions

Iran's president says sanctions are hitting imports and exports, as its supreme leader urges less reliance on the U.S. dollar....

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  Aug 29, 2026

Berkshire Hathaway Stock Celebrates Nothing

Warren Buffett will be celebrating his 96th birthday on Sunday, but Berkshire Hathaway investors aren't celebrating the stock's anemic performance....

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  Aug 29, 2026

Albuquerque Discovers Drivers Respond to Pavlovian Conditioning

Albuquerque and Portland, Oregon, have added speed sensors that grant a much earlier green light to drivers traveling at or below the posted limit....

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  Aug 29, 2026

White House Aide Discovers Time Travel, Loses Anyway

Perez ⁠had access to Trump's speeches before they were delivered and used that information to ‌trade the contracts for his personal benefit, the CFTC said....

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  Aug 29, 2026

Dolly Parton Built Empire While You Studied Cup-and-Handle Patterns

In a candid 2015 interview, Dolly Parton told CNBC's Tania Bryer about depression, ambition and the business decisions that defined her career....

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