, September 26, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Aug 29, 2026

Circuit Courts Disagree On What Words Mean, Nation Yawns

The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that sports-related event contracts are not swaps, contradicting a 3rd Circuit ruling from April....

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  Aug 29, 2026

Trump Solves OPEC By Buying Venezuela's Homework

The U.S. struck a deal with Venezuela to get majority control of more than 65 billion barrels of oil reserves, Trump said in a social media post....

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  Aug 29, 2026

Man Who Paid Off Porn Star Shocked Federal Court Says No

Trump's conviction in the hush money case relates to conduct that preceded the 2016 presidential election, which led to his first term in the White House....

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  Aug 29, 2026

Bessent Offers Free Economics Class Nobody Asked For

Treasury has not disclosed how much yen it bought, the execution rate or the current value of the position, despite Warren’s requests for details....

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  Aug 29, 2026

Investors Discover Inflation Still Exists After Full Week

The inflation battle, as well as Nvidia earnings, captured investor attention this past week....

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  Aug 29, 2026

Jobs Report to Determine if Hype is Investable

Whether artificial intelligence can sustain its advance remains to be seen....

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