, August 08, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 10, 2026

Trump Discovers the Pocket Veto While Scrolling Truth Social

Congress passed the housing bill in June with strong bipartisan support amid concerns of rising home prices and institutional investors affecting the market....

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  Jul 10, 2026

Senate Democrats Discover Politics During Election Year

Democratic Senators cited $1.4 billion in Trump family crypto income, unidentified investors and a reported UAE-backed stake in World Liberty Financial....

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  Jul 10, 2026

Meta Bulls Predict Stock Price Using Feelings and Vibes

Meta Platform's AI efforts are looking like the recipe for a comeback after an almost year-long drought in shares of the $1.7 trillion market-cap company....

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  Jul 10, 2026

Banks Cheaper Now, Retail Traders Still Buying High

The Financial Select Sector Index trades at roughly 15.5 times forward earnings — about a turn and a quarter cheaper than where it stood in 2024....

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  Jul 10, 2026

Beta Tests Flying Taxi While You Test Your Financial Literacy

Beta is one of several electric air taxi makers racing to secure Federal Aviation Administration certification and start flying passengers commercially....

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  Jul 10, 2026

Ceasefire Lasts Less Time Than Your Average Marriage

The ceasefire signed last month came under serious strain in recent days as U.S. and Iranian forces exchanged attacks for consecutive days this week....

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