, September 26, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Aug 28, 2026

Warsh Talks, CFO Leaves, Nobody Makes Money

Every weekday, the Investing Club releases the Homestretch; an actionable afternoon update just in time for the last hour of trading....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Fed Chairman Discovers Words Mean Things After July Disaster

After confusing markets at his July news conference, Fed Chairman Kevin Warsh used Jackson Hole to give a clearer view of the case for higher interest rates....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Walmart Discovers Pharmacies Require Compliance Officers

In a 2020 complaint, the Justice Department accused Arkansas-basedΒ WalmartΒ of repeatedly violating the federal Controlled Substances Act since 2013....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Fed Chairman Promises to Shut Up More Often

He used the speech to outline his philosophy on policymaking while carefully sidestepping any signals...

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  Aug 28, 2026

Analysts Confirm Video Game Trailer Still Counts as Research

Take-Two shares moved higher in premarket Friday, as analysts said they were bullish on the GTA maker's parent company following a successful trailer launch....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Affirm CEO Discovers Correlation Between Expensive Gas and Poor People

The national average price for gas is at $4.09 per gallon and was last below $3 on March 2....

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