, August 08, 2026

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  Jul 10, 2026

Kraken Builds Robot to Push Buttons Faster Than You

Kraken is rebuilding its app around agentic trading, the company told CNBC exclusively....

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  Jul 10, 2026

Michigan Voters Asked to Choose Between AI Panic and Regular Panic

Abdul El-Sayed and Rep. Haley Stevens will face off in the Michigan Democratic Senate primary on Aug. 4....

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  Jul 10, 2026

Rich People Discover You Can Just Buy Better Food

Demand for chefs, personal assistants, butlers, nannies, housekeepers, chauffeurs and estate managers have reached records, according to Morgan & Mallet....

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  Jul 10, 2026

Moving to Mississippi Won't Fix Your Portfolio

These are America's cheapest states to live in for 2026, where residents can still beat inflation....

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  Jul 10, 2026

Trump Discovers Veto Pen Doesn't Work, Blames Congress

Congress passed the bill that aims to address the costs of homes and rein in institutional investors with strong bipartisan support in June....

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  Jul 10, 2026

Needham Analyst Discovers Value in People Being Stupid Online

Reddit's trove of human-generated posts is likely to become a bigger draw for internet users amid an explosion in AI content, per Needham....

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