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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Aug 28, 2026

War Enters Month Six, Retail Traders Still Checking Tehran ETF

The war has far exceeded the four to six weeks the Trump administration estimated it would take to meet its objectives in Iran....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Pentagon Discovers Claude Can't Actually Launch Nukes

The Defense Department had barred the U.S. military from using Anthropic's Claude in March...

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  Aug 28, 2026

Officials Meet While Trump Talks Tough, Achieving Nothing Twice

U.S. and Chinese officials met in Beijing this week, despite the White House's tough talk on China....

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  Aug 28, 2026

CrowdStrike CEO Discovers Sales Pitch Works Better With Fear

CrowdStrike CEO said Thursday that AI is allowing attackers to find and exploit vulnerabilities faster, making the company's protection a must....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Gap Hires Someone to Captain the Titanic After It Already Sank

Gap announced a new CEO for Old Navy on Thursday as the brand reported a decline in comparable sales for the most recent quarter....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Gilead Invents New Way to Sell Same Pill Twice

The new pill is also aimed at people who are doing well on a single-tablet regimen, including Biktarvy, and want to switch to a new treatment....

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