, August 08, 2026

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  Jul 09, 2026

PepsiCo Blames Americans for Not Drinking Enough Sugar Water

PepsiCo reported weaker-than-expected quarterly earnings despite strong international demand....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Meta Hires Guy Named Alexandr Wang to Lead AI It Already Had

Meta is upgrading its Muse Spark artificial intelligence model under the leadership of AI chief Alexandr Wang....

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  Jul 09, 2026

AstraZeneca Misses Endpoint, Retail Traders Miss Everything Else

A late-stage clinical trial failed to miss its primary endpoint, U.K.'s laregst drugmaker said Thursday....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Walmart Employees Finally Afford to Live Near Walmart

Arkansas is the Most Improved State for Business in CNBC's annual Top States rankings, as working-age adults are attracted by low costs and quality of life....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Wall Street Analysts Recommend Stocks They Already Recommended

Here are the biggest calls on Wall Street on Thursday....

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  Jul 09, 2026

NATO Spends $40 Billion Because Someone Taped Explosives to a Quadcopter

Ukraine’s deep drone strikes on Russian refineries are reshaping the war and pushing NATO toward a $40 billion counter-drone plan....

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