, August 08, 2026

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  Jul 09, 2026

Luxshare Raises $3 Billion to Close Down on Day One

The company, which is already listed in Shenzhen, had priced shares in the IPO at 63.28 Hong Kong dollars apiece, raising HK$24.27 billion ($3.09 billion)....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Oil Prices Remember Charts Exist After Brief Vacation

Oil prices turned lower on Thursday after the U.S. carried out fresh strikes on Iran, renewing concerns about supply disruptions in the Middle East....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Luxshare Raises $3 Billion to Lose $3 Billion in Market Cap

The company, which is already listed in Shenzhen, had priced shares in the IPO at 63.28 Hong Kong dollars apiece, raising HK$24.27 billion ($3.09 billion)....

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  Jul 09, 2026

NATO Discovers $40 Billion Cannot Stop a $500 Hobby Drone

Ukraine’s deep drone strikes on Russian refineries are reshaping the war and pushing NATO toward a $40 billion counter-drone plan....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Temasek Waits Four Years To Announce They're Still Bad At This

Temasek's investment in the now-bankrupt FTX cryptocurrency exchange led to a writedown of $275 million in 2022, drawing much local criticism....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Man Who Hates Paying People Ordered to Pay Person

Trump was held civilly liable in two trials for defaming E. Jean Carroll when he denied her claim he sexually abused her in a New York department store....

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