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  Jul 09, 2026

Maine Senate Race Now Available to Second-Place Finishers

Maine Democrats must now replace Platner with less than four months until the midterm elections....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Google Confirms Millions Still Don't Know How Soccer Works

The milestone comes amid Lionel Messi and Argentina's popularity....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Cramer Warns Investors About Supply and Demand

CNBC's Jim Cramer said the growing wave of stock offerings and debt issuance is the next big threat to the bull market....

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  Jul 09, 2026

NATO Summit Attendees Discover Geopolitics Still Confusing

President Donald Trump spent two days in Ankara, Turkey with other NATO member leaders....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Man Who Lost Last Appeal Announces Plans to Lose Another Appeal

Trump already asked the Supreme Court to reconsider denying him an appeal of a verdict holding him liable for sexually abusing and defaming E. Jean Carroll....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Burry Bets Regulators Will Kill His Competition For Him

The investor believes regulators will eventually crack down on prediction markets after competition from the upstarts pressured the stocks of sportsbooks....

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