, June 17, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 14, 2026

Boarding Party Discovers Oil Tanker Still Floats

The U.K.'s Ministry of Defence says the SMYRTOS was in the English Channel and will be held off the south coast during investigations....

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  Jun 13, 2026

Military Strike Pricing Still Not Available on Robinhood

Trump on Friday said U.S. forces carried out a ⁠strike that killed Hector Rusthenford Guerrero Flores, the leader of Venezuelan ​gang Tren de Aragua....

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  Jun 13, 2026

President Schedules Diplomacy Between Cage Fights

Trump is scheduled to travel to Evian, France, for the G7 summit early Monday after attending Sunday's mixed-martial-arts event at the White House....

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  Jun 13, 2026

SpaceX Worth More Than Your House Despite Selling Nothing

After its Nasdaq debut on Friday, SpaceX was the sixth most-valuable U.S. company, despite being a fraction the size by revenue of tech's megacaps....

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  Jun 13, 2026

Federal Judge Discovers Parks Can't Just Forget History

The Trump administration must also provide a weekly status report describing the progress it's made with these changes, the judge wrote....

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  Jun 13, 2026

UAE Says No, Reuters Says Yes, Your Portfolio Says F*ck

The statement follows a Reuters report that the UAE has agreed to unlock billions of dollars of frozen funds for Iran....

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