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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Oct 30, 2026

Trump Endorsement Now Trades Like a Meme Stock in Receivership

Recent election losses by leaders linked to Trump have prompted questions about whether his influence over the global right is weakening....

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  Oct 30, 2026

Cramer Picks Winner in Spending Contest Nobody Asked About

Cramer called Microsoft a buy after strong earnings, while remaining more cautious on Alphabet....

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  Oct 30, 2026

AMZN: Cloud Grows 39%, Free Cash Flow Grows Teeth

Amazon's cloud signed deals with Meta and OpenAI during the quarter, helping revenue to exceed consensus....

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  Oct 30, 2026

Rivian Beats Estimates by Selling Software to Volkswagen

Rivian also revised its 2026 guidance to mark expected improvements in its vehicle deliveries, pre-tax adjusted earnings and capital expenditures....

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  Oct 30, 2026

Coinbase Earns $719M by Owning Things That Went Up

Coinbase posted better-than-expected earnings in the third quarter, largely due to a recovery in the cryptocurrency market....

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  Oct 30, 2026

Starbucks Fixes America, Abandons Everywhere Else. Classic Barista Move.

Starbucks' U.S. stores topped Wall Street's comparable sales expectations but its international business fell short of estimates....

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