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The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Oct 30, 2026

Capital Economics Predicted a Slowdown. Now It Sells Blankets.

Whether or not the artificial intelligence trade is in a bubble, there are defensive parts of the market to hide in if it bursts, according to Capital Economics....

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  Oct 30, 2026

Alphabet Spends Money Wrong, Microsoft Spends It Correctly, Says Man

Microsoft is faring better because of its financial spending, Jim Cramer said Thursday, a day after earnings....

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  Oct 30, 2026

Nvidia Says Spy Allegations Were "Debunked." Debunked By Nvidia.

Nvidia disputed a New York Times report that U.S. intelligence agencies surveilled a person close to CEO Jensen Huang over concerns she could be a Chinese spy....

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  Oct 30, 2026

West Pharma Is Not A GLP-1 Play. Neither Are You.

Since CNBC highlighted the stock's attractive valuation in August, shares have gained around 20%. Why we expect more upside ahead....

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  Oct 30, 2026

PURR Up 19% After Man Types One Sentence

Options traders pounced on the closest publicly-traded play to the news....

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  Oct 29, 2026

Oil Majors Print Money. Charts Say Don't Clap.

Big Oil earnings are coming. Why guidance could matter most and why the the charts suggest investors should be cautious....

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