, June 18, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 12, 2026

Judge Demands Sworn Proof Government Killed Its Own Fund

A judge gave Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent a week to submit a sworn declaration the DOJ fund was not going forward....

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  Jun 12, 2026

SpaceX Employees Discover Whiteboards, Call Them AI

Wealth advisors say SpaceXers have unique ways of addressing their financial challenges, including whiteboarding, troubleshooting and AI....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Meta Platforms Functional for Nearly Six Consecutive Minutes

Meta's social media platforms are recovering after a brief outage that affected thousands of users on Friday....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Appeals Court Confirms Man Still Guilty of Crime He Committed

A federal appeals court upheld the conviction of FTX co-founder Sam Bankman-Fried, finding that the trial leading to his 25-year sentence was not unfair....

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  Jun 12, 2026

S&P 500 Declines to Babysit Your Space Dreams

The S&P 500 index, where trillions in retirement savings are invested, said no to the SpaceX IPO, the biggest in history. Here's what that means for portfolios....

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  Jun 12, 2026

SpaceX Achieves Goal of Not Being SpaceX Anymore

SpaceX has achieved its goal of becoming the largest IPO on record....

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