, June 18, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 12, 2026

Kevin Warsh Prepares to Say Nothing With Great Authority

Kevin Warsh will hold his first Fed meeting, giving markets the first public look at how he'll communicate as chair of the Federal Reserve....

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  Jun 12, 2026

SpaceX Investors Discover Money Works Exactly Like It Always Has

With SpaceX seeking an IPO valuation of nearly $1.8 trillion, early bets are poised to generate some of the biggest paper gains in venture capital history....

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  Jun 12, 2026

LVMH Shareholders Thank Iranian Warzone for Buying Handbags

Luxury stocks have been hard hit by the Iran war, as the Middle East had been a fast-growing market for the otherwise largely muted sector....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Nokia Bets Entire Future on Thing That Doesn't Exist Yet

Nokia helped define the mobile era. Now it's trying to shape what comes next. As artificial intelligence transforms how networks are built and managed, the Finnish telecom giant is betting on AI-driven infrastructure, 6G and a more software-centric future....

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  Jun 12, 2026

SpaceX IPO Proves Retail Traders Will Buy Literally Anything

Elon Musk's rocket maker is set to debut on the Nasdaq on Friday in what will be the largest IPO in history....

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  Jun 12, 2026

A Billion People Discovered They Hate Themselves Faster This Way

ChatGPT reached a billion monthly users in May despite growing unease over its ethical and environmental impacts....

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