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The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Oct 29, 2026

Trump's Own Judge Said Yes. The Oval Office Said No.

President Donald Trump banned MS NOW, CNN and Politico from the White House in September, only to have a judge he appointed order their return....

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  Oct 29, 2026

Fed Does Nothing, Bond Market Copies Its Homework

Treasury yields edged higher as traders await the Federal Reserve's latest monetary policy decision....

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  Oct 29, 2026

Biotech IPOs Are Booming. Your Portfolio Remains a Crime Scene.

While a number of IPOs have been pulled or delayed in 2026, the biotech sector has bucked the trend, with 26 companies debuting in U.S. markets....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Warsh Says No Soft Target. Your Portfolio Agrees.

Every weekday, the Investing Club releases the Homestretch; an actionable afternoon update just in time for the last hour of trading....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Jim Cramer's Bullpen Now Has Bunk Beds

With the Club portfolio now down to 31 positions, we are working on new ideas to add to the Bullpen....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Fed Changes One Word, Retail Traders Write Fan Fiction

This is a comparison ofΒ Wednesday'sΒ Federal Open Market Committee statementΒ with the one issued afterΒ the Fed'sΒ previous policymaking meeting in September....

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