, September 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 14, 2026

Treasury Hits 5% and Retail Still Can't Read a Chart

Experts expect the volatility to continue. Here's where they see the best income opportunities....

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  Sep 14, 2026

VIX at 18 Means Someone Just Discovered What Volatility Is

Volatility measured by the Cboe VIX Index jumped to 18 Monday....

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  Sep 14, 2026

Katie Stockton Draws Lines on Chart, Declares Victory

The founder of Fairlead Strategies breaks down where she sees the tech giant....

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  Sep 14, 2026

Fed Raises Rates, Consumers Check Couch Cushions

The Federal Reserve is widely expected to raise its benchmark interest rate by a quarter percentage point at its September meeting....

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  Sep 14, 2026

Man Discovers Cure for Credit Card Debt: Not Buying Sh*t

Points expert Jason Stauffer shares strategies for avoiding spending money you don't have....

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  Sep 14, 2026

Trader Mike Khouw Recommends Buying the Thing Going Up

Michael Khouw breaks down how he's trading this energy name....

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