, August 03, 2026

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  Jul 27, 2026

Nvidia Offers $250B Just to Watch Someone Else Lose It

This is yet another sign that investors need to look beyond AI stocks....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Investors Discover Bonds Still Have Yields, Panic Accordingly

Long-dated TIPS saw yields leap to multiyear highs last week, but investors have a few things to consider before they jump in....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Crypto Stocks Rally on Sector Rotation Nobody Can Explain

Crypto stocks proved some of the top gainers Monday even as the broader market sold off and capital rotated away from chip and AI infrastructure names....

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  Jul 27, 2026

President Demands Lowest Rates While Praising Guy In Charge Of Rates

President Trump Monday voiced support for Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh while insisting that the U.S. should have the lowest interest rates in the world....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Missile Inventory Concerns Ranked Below Reheating Coffee

A temporary pause to the U.S.-Iran conflict appeared to hold on Monday, after negotiations over a lasting peace faced fresh hurdles over the weekend....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Trader Predicts Stock Will Go Up Or Maybe Down

Netflix's stock price may have lost the plot, but its fundamental narrative remains intact....

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