, June 18, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 12, 2026

K-Pop Fans Accidentally Discover Macroeconomics

BTS-mania, with all the fan spending and travel, is poised to boost South Korea's economy well into the future...

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  Jun 12, 2026

Beijing Discovers Equity Ownership Isn't Actually Free Money

While the U.S. channels support to tech winners indirectly via incentives, Chinese governments at every level take direct equity stakes....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Judge Tells Pirro Her Math Stays Wrong

In a scathing ruling, Judge James Boasberg denied U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia Jeanine Pirro's request to vacate his earlier orders....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Iran Deal Saves Retail Traders From Having to Learn Geopolitics

Oil prices fell and the Dow Industrials soared more than 900 points Thursday after President Trump said the U.S. will soon sign a deal with Iran....

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  Jun 12, 2026

SpaceX Sells 555.6 Shares for $135 Billion Per Share

SpaceX is selling 555.6 shares at $135 a piece, raising $75 billion in the largest IPO on record....

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  Jun 12, 2026

SpaceX Valued at More Than Your Entire Investment Portfolio Ever Was

With SpaceX seeking an IPO valuation of nearly $1.8 trillion, early bets are poised to generate some of the biggest paper gains in venture capital history....

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