, September 21, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 13, 2026

Xi Jinps Diplomacy to Ticker Symbol BRCS

China, Iran's biggest trading partner and a key customer of Tehran's energy exports, is willing to work with BRICS towards peace in the region, Xi said....

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  Sep 13, 2026

Obama Warns Democrats About Robot Before It's Too Late

Barack Obama spoke to the New York Times about artificial intelligence. Told Democrats...

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  Sep 12, 2026

OpenAI Delays IPO So Founders Can Warn About Their Own Product

Altman's IPO comments and Amodei's public call for more careful pacing of AI development cap a week of loud AI warnings....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Judge Confirms Government Doesn't Know How Government Works

U.S. β€ŒDistrict Judge Susan Illston wrote the U.S. Department of Homeland Security acted unlawfully by usurping FEMA's authority over its own personnel....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Your Boss Is Workshopping How to Screw You With ChatGPT

AI tools can help find the right tone and language for difficult workplace conversations about performance and pay, and managers are already using them....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Larry Ellison Decides He Likes Being Rich

Oracle founder Larry Ellison has canceled his plan to sell up to $7.5 billion worth of stock in the software company....

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