, August 03, 2026

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  Jul 27, 2026

CXMT Raises $8.6 Billion to Teach Retail Investors What Dilution Means

The Hefei-based company raised 57.92 billion yuan ($8.6 billion) after pricing its IPO at 8.66 yuan per share....

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  Jul 27, 2026

France Discovers Fire Spreads When You Don't Put It Out

A gigantic wildfire is ravaging France's Bordeaux region and spreading into Spain prompting the largest evacuation in France's history....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Iran Discovers Pause Button, Retail Traders Discover F*ck All

Oil prices fell after Iran reportedly said it would suspend attacks as long as a U.S. pause in hostilities remains in place....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Trump Remembers Tariffs Exist, 60 Countries Get Mail

President Trump on Friday launched a fresh round of tariffs targeting 60 trading partners, including the European Union, China, and the U.K....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Goldman Sachs Discovers Currencies in Countries That Make Things

The artificial intelligence boom is reshaping Asia's currency markets, with Goldman Sachs arguing that technology exposure has become a key differentiator....

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  Jul 26, 2026

Singapore Moves Currency Lever Nobody Knew Existed

Unlike most central banks, the MAS manages medium-term price stability by managing the Singapore dollar exchange rate against a trade-weighted basket of currencies....

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