, September 21, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 12, 2026

Judge Confirms Government Doesn't Know How Government Works

U.S. β€ŒDistrict Judge Susan Illston wrote the U.S. Department of Homeland Security acted unlawfully by usurping FEMA's authority over its own personnel....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Your Boss Is Workshopping How to Screw You With ChatGPT

AI tools can help find the right tone and language for difficult workplace conversations about performance and pay, and managers are already using them....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Larry Ellison Decides He Likes Being Rich

Oracle founder Larry Ellison has canceled his plan to sell up to $7.5 billion worth of stock in the software company....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Oil Goes Up, Stocks Go Down: A F*cking Mystery

Stocks came under pressure last week as surging oil prices and bond yields stoked renewed concerns about inflation and the Fed's next move....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Robots Build Houses While You Bought NFTs of Houses

America's housing market is short inventory and workers, pressuring home affordability. Constructions robots are reality, but to date not humanoid homebuilders....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Colleges Raise Prices While Going Bankrupt, A Normal System

Even with soaring price tags, a growing number of private colleges are in financial distress....

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