, June 19, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 11, 2026

Six Companies Move, Market Pretends It Means Something

These are the companies making headlines in midday trading....

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  Jun 11, 2026

AdImpact Discovers Money Still Exists in Politics

High-profile 2026 midterm races in California, Texas and other key states are driving higher spend earlier in the cycle, AdImpact found....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Bezos Raises $12 Billion for AI Startup He Swears Isn't Secretive

Prometheus is Jeff Bezos' AI startup that launched in November with $6.2 billion in funding. Vik Bajaj is his co-CEO....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Pentagon Discovers HVAC Systems Also Break Sometimes

The Pentagon is the world's second-largest office building and is the workplace for thousands of military and civilian employees of the Defense Department....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Eight Ways to Pretend You're in Control of Inflation

Food shopping can be expensive. Here are 8 ways to save money during your next grocery run....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Oracle Beats Earnings, Immediately Runs Out of Money

Oracle beat on earnings and revenue, but negative free cash flow and the company's plan to raise more capital is weighing on the stock....

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