The Noise

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The Noise

Jul 26, 2026

Central Banker Quits Job, Retail Traders Check Rupiah Chart

Indonesia's central bank governor, Perry Warjiyo, resigned on Mon. in a surprise move, raising investor fears over central bank independence and fiscal policy....

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Jul 26, 2026

China's Industrial Profits Swing Wildly, Oil Prices Get Blamed

Corporate earnings have staged one of the strongest turnarounds in the economy this year, swinging from barely positive growth in 2025 to double-digit gains....

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Jul 26, 2026

Iran Discovers Pause Button, Oil Traders Discover Feelings

Oil prices fell after Iran reportedly said it would suspend attacks as long as a U.S. pause in hostilities remains in place....

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Jul 26, 2026

Cramer Identifies the One Tech Stock That Hates Money Slightly Less

It's not the spend, it's the return....

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Jul 26, 2026

Iran Pauses Attacks, Retail Traders Check Oil Charts Upside Down

The week ahead will have no shortage of challenges for the major averages....

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Jul 26, 2026

Big Tech Earnings, Fed Meeting, Inflation Data All Happen Same Week Because God Hates You

It's a busy week filled with Big Tech earnings, a Fed meeting and inflation data....

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