, September 21, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 12, 2026

China Gets to Decide If Your Portfolio Explodes or Just Dies Quietly

The U.S. crude oil price on Thursday topped $102 per barrel for its highest close since May....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Live Oak Bank Discovers You Have $20,000 You Weren't Using

Open a new Live Oak Bank Personal Savings account and deposit $20,000 in new money by Oct. 16, then keep that balance for 90 days to earn a $300 bonus....

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  Sep 12, 2026

GM Builds Batteries While Trump Yells at Ford About China

Most battery cells currently rely on raw materials from China. GM is seeking to establish domestic supply chains both for EVs and energy storage....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Trump Schedules Diplomacy Around Tee Time

The talks could include politically sensitive topics such as economic issues and Irish leaders' concerns over the Iran war....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Billionaire Fills Out Form, Retail Traders Check Horoscopes

Oracle founder Larry Ellison, the world's seventh-richest person, can sell up to 50 million of his shares in the software company under a new trading plan....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Cramer Warns Fed Meeting Will Test Stocks That Already Failed

CNBC’s Jim Cramer said falling oil prices helped fuel Friday’s rebound, but warned next week’s Federal Reserve meeting will be the next test for stocks....

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