, September 21, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 12, 2026

L'Oreal Finds Out Lawsuits Cost More Than Disclosures

Arizona sued L'Oreal, saying the company violated laws by marketing hair relaxer products without disclosing alleged cancer risks, joining many user lawsuits....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Industrial Gas Company Charges Premium Because Someone Will Pay It

Every weekday, the Investing Club releases the Homestretch, an actionable afternoon update just in time for the last hour of trading....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Retirees Discover They're Still Poor in 2027

New government inflation data points to a higher Social Security cost-of-living adjustment for 2027. Here's what experts estimate the change may be....

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  Sep 12, 2026

New CEO Discovers Organic Growth by Not Buying Other Companies

The company's new CEO is prioritizing organic growth over acquisitions and could share fresh targets at an investor day this fall....

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  Sep 11, 2026

Retail Traders Discover Choke Points, Begin Strangling Portfolios

The advance raises the threat to shipping near the Bab el-Mandeb Strait, a waterway that connects the Red Sea to the Gulf of Aden to global markets....

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  Sep 11, 2026

Credit Cards Now Solving Problems They Helped Create

The price of pet ownership is rising. These credit cards offer perks, from complimentary pet insurance to cash back on vet visits....

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