, June 19, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 11, 2026

Analysts Make Eight Calls, Accomplish Nothing

Here are the biggest calls on Wall Street on Thursday....

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  Jun 11, 2026

OpenAI Discovers Enterprises Have Money, Pivots Immediately

OpenAI's aggressive push into the enterprise, where it competes with Anthropic, coincides with efforts by Apple and Google to bring advanced AI to consumers....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Wall Street Discovers It Can Print More Tickets to the Casino

As far as Wall Street is concerned, the stock market has what it takes to absorb the new supply....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Anthropic Discovers Rain Still Exists in England

The U.K. capital has become a key growth target for many of the world's most talked about AI companies....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Technical Analysts Predict Numbers Using Different Numbers

For the S&P 500, a technical bear market decline of 20% from the closing high of 7,610 would mean a slide to 6,088....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Wall Street Analysts Discover SpaceX Ticker, Immediately Issue Opinions

Two firms initiated coverage, with each forecasting gains for the Elon Musk company in its first year to 18 months based on their price targets....

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