, June 19, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 11, 2026

Trump Tweet Adds 47 Basis Points of Copium to Citi Bag Holders

Jane Fraser-led Citi fell 1%, less than the rest of the market and some other major banks, after Trump lauded its turnaround in a social media post....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Markets Price In Peace Based On Guy Who Banned TikTok Twice

Analysts still assume that, despite the continued conflict, a deal will eventually be reached that ends the war and reopens the Strait of Hormuz....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Colleges Charge $100K to Teach Students Nothing Useful

The cost of attendance at a growing number of colleges is now more than six figures a year, according to data from The Princeton Review....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Chase Announces New Ways to Disappoint You in 2026

The Chase Sapphire Preferred is getting a big update. Here's what you need to know about the good and the bad changes happening soon....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Hotels Surprised Nobody Wants to Overpay for Soccer

The expected travel boom from the World Cup is looking like it will be a city-by-city, match-by-match test of pricing power....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Rothschild Tells You to Buy Gas Because Rockets Need Gas

Rothschild & Co. Redburn sees industrial gas supplier Linde emerging as a potential beneficiary alongside SpaceX....

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