, August 04, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 25, 2026

Tesla Down 18%, Musk Still Richer Than Your Entire Bloodline

Tesla shares plunged almost 18% this week after the company missed on earnings and turned cash flow negative....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Uber and Waymo Announce Breakup in 2028, Which Is Helpful Information Right Now

In Atlanta and Austin, Texas, Waymo driverless rides will be available on platforms other than Uber starting in 2028....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Bond Investors Discover They Control Your Mortgage Rate

Many types of consumer loans such as mortgages peg their interest rate to the yield on 10-year Treasury bonds, which has been moving higher....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Market Moves Sideways While Pretending Geography Matters

The three major averages are heading for weekly losses, led by the tech-heavy Nasdaq Composite....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Qatar Donates Plane, DOJ Subpoenas Reporters Who Noticed

The DOJ is investigating the leak to The New York Times of security concerns about President Donald Trump's new Air Force One plane, donated by Qatar....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Market Discovers Calendar Still Has Five Business Days

There's no shortage of hurdles the stock market will have to jump in the week ahead....

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