, June 19, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 10, 2026

Starbucks Outperforms While Everything Else Burns

Every weekday, the Investing Club releases the Homestretch; an actionable afternoon update just in time for the last hour of trading....

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  Jun 10, 2026

Retail Traders Discover New Way to Lose Money on Geopolitics

Oil prices rose after the U.S. launched military strikes against Iran, raising concerns that renewed clashes may threaten shipping through the Strait of Hormuz....

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  Jun 10, 2026

Analyst Discovers Stocks That Pay You to Panic Wrong

Investors looking for stability in times of volatility often turn to dividend stocks — including real estate investment trusts. Here is one analyst's top picks....

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  Jun 10, 2026

Government Finds New Way to Spend Money It Doesn't Have

The $70 billion package will fund Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Customs and Border Protection through the end of President Donald Trump's term....

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  Jun 10, 2026

Judge Tells Google and Meta to Enjoy Their Own Algorithm

The companies had sought a new trial in a lawsuit filed by a woman who said she became addicted to YouTube and Instagram at a young age because of their design....

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  Jun 10, 2026

Gold Bugs Discover Two-Year Subscription to Financial Pain

Selling in the precious metal just keeps getting worse, with the GLD ETF now down 25% from its intraday record in February....

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