, August 04, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 23, 2026

Alphabet and Tesla Burn Cash, Investors Shocked Companies Spend Money

Shares of Alphabet and Tesla dipped after the companies reported massive spending increases in their quarterly earnings reports....

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  Jul 23, 2026

Alphabet Shareholders Discover Patience Is Free

The market isn't in a forgiving mood, but we're not in a hurry to leave this stock behind....

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  Jul 23, 2026

IBM Names Coding Tool Bob, Expects Different Result This Time

IBM is now looking to improve productivity with artificial intelligence, including with a new coding tool called Bob....

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  Jul 23, 2026

Southwest Blames Jet Fuel for Not Making Enough Money Flying Jets

Southwest Airlines reported a more than 9% increase in second-quarter profit as higher fares are increasingly helping the airline cover its fuel tab....

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  Jul 23, 2026

Alphabet Spends Money, Investors Discover They Hate Money

Google parent Alphabet reported second-quarter earnings after the bell on Wednesday....

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  Jul 23, 2026

ServiceNow Invents Kill Switch for Problem It Helped Create

ServiceNow CEO Bill McDermott said the company is becoming increasingly important as businesses deploy more autonomous AI agents....

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