, September 22, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 09, 2026

Chinese Carmakers Pivot to Robots Nobody Asked For

As Chinese electric car sales slow and share prices tumble, several of the automakers are ramping up humanoid robotics development....

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  Sep 09, 2026

Cramer Tells Investors to Stop Chasing the Thing They'll Chase Tomorrow

CNBC's Jim Cramer said investors should look beyond the AI data-center trade as compelling opportunities emerge in other areas of the market....

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  Sep 09, 2026

LIV Golf Discovers Worker Ownership the Hard Way

As part of the proposed bankruptcy deal, the upstart golf venture is expected to be majority owned by its players....

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  Sep 09, 2026

Ford CEO Receives Strongly Worded Letter From Government Employee

In a letter to Ford CEO Jim Farley, U.S. DOT Secretary Sean Duffy questioned the automaker's strategic trajectory involving Chinese companies....

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  Sep 09, 2026

Bombardier Explains Geography to a President

Trump's swipe at Bombardier has spurred rebuttals from some Republican in states where Bombardier maintains a presence....

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  Sep 09, 2026

Capital One Discovers You Can't Afford a Hotel

This Capital One Venture Card bonus is worthwhile, as long as you need to book lodging within the next year....

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