, June 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

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  Jun 08, 2026

Two Companies Compete Over Who Gets to Rip Off Grandma

Novo Nordisk and Eli Lilly bring their longtime rivalry to GLP-1 pills and prepare to make their pitch to seniors with Medicare....

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  Jun 08, 2026

Your Glass Supplier Is Not Infrastructure

Amazon is the latest megacap company to announce a massive deal with Corning, which is rapidly becoming a critical player in the AI buildout....

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  Jun 08, 2026

S&P 500 Membership Means Absolutely Nothing

Marvell stock jumped after S&P Global said the AI chipmaker would join the S&P 500 on June 22....

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  Jun 08, 2026

BREAKING: Insurance Company Plans to Keep Some of Your Money

USAA said it will deliver nearly $1 billion in combined savings and returns to eligible Florida members, including a $500 million dividend, CNBC can exclusively report....

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  Jun 08, 2026

My Neighbor's Dog Makes Better Predictions

The S&P 500 and Nasdaq were up as chipmakers rebounded after Friday's brutal selloff....

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  Jun 08, 2026

$STMP — Storming Trump Monetization Protocol

The president said he would like to see the weaponization fund proceed despite setbacks....

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