, June 14, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 12, 2026

Meta Platforms Functional for Nearly Six Consecutive Minutes

Meta's social media platforms are recovering after a brief outage that affected thousands of users on Friday....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Appeals Court Confirms Man Still Guilty of Crime He Committed

A federal appeals court upheld the conviction of FTX co-founder Sam Bankman-Fried, finding that the trial leading to his 25-year sentence was not unfair....

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  Jun 12, 2026

S&P 500 Declines to Babysit Your Space Dreams

The S&P 500 index, where trillions in retirement savings are invested, said no to the SpaceX IPO, the biggest in history. Here's what that means for portfolios....

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  Jun 12, 2026

SpaceX Achieves Goal of Not Being SpaceX Anymore

SpaceX has achieved its goal of becoming the largest IPO on record....

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  Jun 12, 2026

SpaceX Stock Now Available to People Who Don't Understand Funds

Investors will can hold SpaceX stock by virtue of owning shares in certain mutual funds and exchange-traded funds....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Wolfe Research Discovers Rockets Are Hard to Build

SpaceX is widely recognized to have a near-monopoly for its launch business...

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