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  Sep 18, 2026

Disney Hires First CTO After 103 Years of Winging It

Disney has hired a chief technology officer, a newly minted role for the company, as it looks to further its embrace of tech under CEO Josh D'Amaro....

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  Sep 18, 2026

Meritage Hospitality Discovers Baconators Don't Pay Debt

One of Wendy's biggest U.S. franchisees, Meritage Hospitality Group, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection....

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  Sep 18, 2026

Analyst Discovers Upgrade Button on Third Day of Green

Analyst Jason Bazinet raised his rating to buy from neutral....

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  Sep 18, 2026

Senators Discover Panic Improves Poll Numbers

Senators elected this November will be in office when Social Security's retirement trust fund is projected to run dry....

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  Sep 18, 2026

Nestlé Loses Russian Assets, Retail Traders Check Cocoa Futures

Nestlé is assessing its options after Russia placed the Swiss food giant’s local assets under temporary external administration....

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  Sep 18, 2026

93-Year-Old Man Stops Working, Nation Pretends Charts Care

Buffett's son Howard will replace him as chairman, as dictated by a long-standing succession plan, Berkshire said....

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