, September 22, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight โ€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 08, 2026

Meta Charges $100 Monthly for Privacy Violation Assistant

Meta unveiled its Muse personal agent app that comes in a free tier or a monthly subscription costing $20 or $100 depending on usage....

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  Sep 08, 2026

Lilly Draws the Good Chart While Everyone Else Bleeds

Every weekday, the Investing Club releases the Homestretch; an actionable afternoon update just in time for the last hour of trading....

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  Sep 08, 2026

Jay Woods Watches Two Stocks to Predict Third Stock

The Freedom Capital Markets chief market strategist is watching Nvidia and Broadcom to see where the S&P 500 could go next....

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  Sep 08, 2026

Canada Discovers Tariffs Also Use Percentages

Duties on Canadian imports of U.S. steel and aluminum products have doubled to 50% as a trade war between Washington and Ottawa intensifies....

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  Sep 08, 2026

Trader Mike Khouw Predicts Stock Will Continue Going Up

Vertiv shares are up a Micron-like 1043% over the past five years, so investors might be forgiven for profit taking....

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  Sep 08, 2026

Planes Grounded Because Someone Forgot to Turn It Off and On Again

Hundreds โ€Œof departing flights from major British airports were disrupted on Tuesday after air traffic control provider NATS experienced a technical issue....

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