, August 04, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 22, 2026

Secret Service Announces Everyone Hates Everyone Now

The Secret Service has seen a 40% increase this year in cases involving threats to protectees, including President Donald Trump....

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  Jul 22, 2026

Biotech Investors Discover Rear-View Mirror, Claim Victory

The healthcare subsector has quietly become one of the most attractive opportunities this year....

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  Jul 22, 2026

Amazon Fires People Who Were Supposed to Build God

Amazon's AGI unit has released a set of AI models, called Nova, and also includes groups working on silicon and quantum computing....

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  Jul 22, 2026

European Regulators Approve Merger Nobody Asked For

European regulators signed off on Paramount's proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery....

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  Jul 22, 2026

J&J Sells Robots to Doctors Who Can't Stop Buying Robots

Every weekday, the Investing Club releases the Homestretch; an actionable afternoon update just in time for the last hour of trading....

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  Jul 22, 2026

Houthis Ruin Another Perfectly Good Shipping Lane

Attacks on ships transiting the Bab el-Mandeb threaten to cut off millions of barrels per day of Saudi crude oil exports....

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