The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

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The Noise

Jul 22, 2026

Alphabet Earnings Released After Bell Because Charts Demanded It

Frank Cappelleri of CappThesis breaks down the technicals in this megacap stock ahead of earnings....

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Jul 22, 2026

Retail Traders Now Pricing In World War III Discounts

He issued his threat after U.S. Central Command hit Iranian targets for an 11th straight night....

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Jul 22, 2026

Congress Votes on Whether Insider Trading Should Stay Legal

The House is scheduled to vote on Wednesday on a bill that would bar members of Congress from purchasing additional stocks while in office....

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Jul 22, 2026

Michael Khouw Knows Which Beverage Stock You Don't

Michael Khouw breaks down how he's trading this stock ahead of earnings....

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Jul 22, 2026

Reddit Threatens to Stop Feeding Google's Plagiarism Bot

Google's AI summaries have reduced traffic to websites from the search results page and Reddit is reconsidering the benefits of the deal, the Journal said....

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Jul 22, 2026

AMD Buys $5 Billion Worth of Chatbot Babysitting Duties

Anthropic's agreement with AMD is the latest in a string of infrastructure deals the company has announced this year to increase its computing capacity....

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