, September 22, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 08, 2026

GE Aerospace Discovers Owning Things Costs Less Than Renting Them

GE Aerospace said on Tuesday it would buy castings supplier Consolidated Precision Products from Warburg Pincus and Berkshire Partners for $11.75 billion....

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  Sep 08, 2026

Balance Transfer Cards Reject Poor People, Offer Three Consolation Prizes

Balance transfer cards can be difficult to qualify for and might not be the best fit for your situation. Here are three alternative ways to deal with your debt....

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  Sep 08, 2026

Australia Offers Button That Does Nothing You Want

Australia plans to give social media users the option to switch off algorithm-based feeds in proposed legislation, serving as the latest blow to tech giants....

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  Sep 08, 2026

RBC Discovers Burgers After Fifty Percent Drawdown

The bank initiated coverage of Shake Shack with an outperform rating, with a belief that the stock is at an inflection point....

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  Sep 08, 2026

Visa Solves Problem Nobody Had By Adding More Steps

Visa is doubling down on blockchain-powered financial services with a new program to help issuers of stablecoin-linked cards access loans....

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  Sep 08, 2026

Pivotal Research Bets on SpaceX Solving Rocket Problem Eventually

The research firm initiated coverage on the stock with a buy, believing that the company will find a way to reuse its Starship launch vehicles....

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