, June 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

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  Jun 06, 2026

Bluesky COO Begs Regulators to Let Kids Subscribe

"We're living in a world where it's almost impossible for smaller entrants to come in and build healthier spaces," Bluesky's COO, Rose Wang, told CNBC....

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  Jun 06, 2026

Amazon Executive Redefines Employment While Firing Humans

"Our experience of robots is that it's actually driven up employment rather than the reverse," Amazon executive John Boumphrey told CNBC....

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  Jun 06, 2026

Pascal Soriot Announces Computer Makes Fewer Mistakes Than He Does

AstraZeneca CEO Pascal Soriot said AI is helping the company develop medicines faster and make smarter decisions throughout the research process....

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  Jun 06, 2026

Iran Promises To Make Supertankers Slightly Less Boring

Oil prices would spike if Iran's Houthi allies started attacking ships passing through the Bab el-Mandeb Strait....

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  Jun 06, 2026

S&P 500 Replaces Pool Company With Chip Company

The move highlights the growing importance of the technology sector to the stock market....

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  Jun 06, 2026

Trump Outsources Layoffs to Twitter Philanthropist Who Gives Away Cash

President Trump's comments are sure to roil members of Congress who criticized the appointment of Bill Pulte as acting national intelligence director....

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