, August 05, 2026

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  Jul 22, 2026

Sony Deletes the Resale Button Worth $7 Billion

In 2013, Sony tweaked Xbox by showing how easy it was to share a PlayStation disc. Now, gamers say Sony has become exactly what it mocked....

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  Jul 22, 2026

Nike Fires Thousands of Stores That Don't Exist

Nike is streamlining its online business in China as the company looks to stabilize pricing and branding and get back to growth....

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  Jul 22, 2026

Capital One Bought Two Companies and Investors Still Have Questions

Investors want to know when Capital One will begin to see more tangible benefits from its Discover and Brex deals....

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  Jul 22, 2026

CNBC Ranks the Companies That Will Take Your Money Faster

Fintech is entering an era of scale and maturity, just as AI forces innovation. CNBC and Statista name the key players shaping the industry — and shaking it up....

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  Jul 22, 2026

3M Sells Tape to AI Bros, Calls It "Optical Connectivity"

3M CEO Bill Brown said its optical connectivity technology can cut fiber installation time by up to 85% as hyperscalers build AI data centers....

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  Jul 22, 2026

Casinos Discover Congress Also Takes Bets

Kalshi and groups representing the casino and gaming industry and online sports betting apps, all have boosted their lobbying spending in 2026....

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