, August 05, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 21, 2026

Airlines Decline to Care About Planes That Don't Exist

Boeing and Airbus are preparing their next narrow-body jets, but airlines and investors remain focused on production, deliveries and current aircraft....

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  Jul 21, 2026

SBI Funds Receives $31 Billion in Sympathy Money

SBI Funds Management, whose billion-dollar IPO garnered bids worth $31 billion, made a subdued debut with shares listing at a 7% premium....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Abu Dhabi Spends $6.2 Billion on Gas Nobody Asked For

Abu Dhabi's National Oil Company will invest $6.2 billion to develop the Umm Shaif Gas Cap to expand natural gas production and liquefied natural gas exports....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Samsung Builds Robots So Retail Traders Can Lose Money Faster

Samsung Electronics shares rose as the company set up a robotics division in a push into physical AI....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Oil Prices Rise, Retail Traders Suddenly Understand Geopolitics

Inflation fears are back in focus amid worries over escalating tensions between the U.S. and Iran in the Middle East conflict which has kept oil prices elevated...

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  Jul 21, 2026

Philippine Sailor Injured, Your Portfolio Still Down 40%

The flare-up came before Rubio is expected to visit Manila for meetings of Southeast Asian foreign ministers, with Chinese diplomat Wang Yi also in attendance....

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