, August 05, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

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  Jul 21, 2026

Guy Quits Job That Didn't Exist Three Months Ago

Arvind Raman, the director of National Institute of Standards and Technology, will serve as acting director of CAISI, according to a spokesperson...

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  Jul 21, 2026

UBS Recommends Buying Things That Went Down

UBS listed companies with share prices that have fallen sharply even as underlying fundamentals remain resilient....

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  Jul 20, 2026

FDA Reverses Course on Lettuce Probe, Blames Same Lettuce

The FDA's investigation into the source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak is causing confusion as companies and consumers alike navigate new updates....

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  Jul 20, 2026

Technical Analyst Recommends Changing Your Scales During Volatility

When trading in a sector, industry, or stock changes dramatically, as it has with the hyperscalers and AI stocks in recent days, you must change your scales....

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  Jul 20, 2026

Judge Stops Merger Nobody Asked For

A California judge granted a temporary restraining order as part of the lawsuit brought by state attorneys general due to antitrust concerns....

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  Jul 20, 2026

Iran Adds 20% to Your Brokerage Losses This Month

Oil prices have surged around 20% this month as fighting between the U.S. and Iran has sharply escalated....

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